In this episode, the first tale in our Double Feature Spooktacular, Savage pitches the gripping tale of an epic war in Earth’s oceans, unbeknownst to mankind. Megafauna fight for their place at the top of the food chain, and that battle is about to make landfall…
Present day off the coast of California, a billionaire's yacht party has a big surprise when a megafauna decides to pay a visit. Searching for the mystery of the yacht leads to a startling, and massive discovery. One that only Jack Hardball can take on. As Jack Hardball unravels layer after layer of this megafauna mystery, humanity’s place in the food chain is questioned. Will mankind survive a battle of the megafauna if it were to come to land? Can Jack Hardball find Tina Hardball? If a Squidnami were to hit our shores, would it just feel really weird to get caught in it or would it do catastrophic damage? Find out in this first tale of our Double Feature Spooktacular!
Some references in this episode include sperm whales, giant squid, The Meg 1 and 2, Dolph Lundgren, and more!
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hello and welcome to we won't finish this podcast where we pitch two movies to each other that we'll never make
tonight is our Halloween double feature Spooktacular I'm Spaceman zebs I'm
Savage and it's my turn to pitch a movie tonight these two guys have no idea what
I've come up with here so yeah it's an idea completely is fresh we haven't discussed any of this so we're going in
blind just like you and it's a double feature so we're doing two movies tonight for the people in the live stream yep special treat so we're going
to start you off tonight with uh big budget sci-fi horror uh oh boy okay for
millions of years an epic war has been taking place in the death depths of the
ocean okay I have no idea unbeknown to humankind yeah a raging Battle of megap
competes for dominance at the top of the food chain okay so it's like
whales am I on the right track is it the whales spooky yeah this is spooky all
right spooky whales is it whales uh it is uh so all
right all right moving on all right spoiler no uh so you know only glimpses
uh scarred um spoon sperm whales uh from the tentacles and they've got uh
occasional uh you know parts that the fisherman had found uh in the whales
Bell is like the beaks of giant squid okay so you're you're just kind of setting up like there okay hold on let
me let's back up a second now what are what are these fishermen cutting open like so in the 18th and 19th century
humans uh uh hunted whales almost you
know a lot of different whales but specifically sperm whales almost to Extinction okay uh or you know like
they're endangered species for a while so um so um sperm whales are the largest
toothed predator on the planet Earth okay so digest that for a minute is it
like human teeth uh so to give you some comparison here I did some research uh
each tooth of a sperm whale uh is about the size of a 2 L bottle okay ouch yeah
that's that's pretty big so U I'm still I'm picturing a whale just with like
Steve Harvey teeth for some reason like that's just kind of what I see right now okay so they got you know pretty big
teeth they've got uh also the largest brain of any animal on the planet Planet
so whales I have uh sperm whales well yeah you think if they were so smart they'd figure out a dentist if they have
that many teeth uh uh should we should we plug yeah this episode of we won
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so giant squid okay giant squid massive yeah uh the only predator on Earth that
hunts giant squid is sperm whales so picture for this
movie the Kraken versus Moby Dick okay okay all right all right so we got so we
got a we got an epic showdown coming here all right so yeah we got to do some World building yeah what's the leadup
yeah all right so I'm pictur ing you know around present day in the Pacific
Ocean here off the coast of California so we open up with like a drone shot an
a a wide screenshot of a very baller lavish yacht out in out to sea out in
the middle of the ocean okay okay so I got to ask is Jason STM in this
movie uh if he wants to audition for this have his people get in touch with
my people a part okay all right well I I'm picturing Jason STM in this movie so
far all right uh so fancy black tie event is taking place on board of this yacht so
you know some Billionaire's got this really super fancy boat and big party is taking place there's probably you know
let's picture it there's probably a band playing some dinner music you know everyone's to are we are we talking
million with an M or billion with a B well okay so so that's changes the yacht my
impression at least it actually gets spookier if it's a billion Anything Could Happen yeah I feel like it's bigger and
lonlier so uh on place you know on board
uh we've got a bunch of important people there's you know billionaires with a be
celebrities politicians um you know all these people on board in attendance and they're you
know drinking champagne or eating or derves probably cocain you're probably like I'm picturing uh kind of a
firstperson shot for this sequence here so can it be a Halloween party you are
one of the attendants so we're we're picturing cob Ross here as as an as an attendance to
this party I'm cob Ross this episode yep but no I mean it's for the season it's the Spooktacular could it Canon be a
Halloween party or does it matter uh sure yeah I like that as long as certain events happen Okay cob Ross is walking
around all right so we got billionaires with a bee I am like I'm picturing like a lot of I don't know probably just
drugs everywhere hot tubs the probably so many hot tubs in this place so you're
laughing over there I'm thinking there's something there's something involving a hot tub here late October we need some hot tubs yeah so they're I mean I don't
know what rich people do so like talking stocks maybe yeah you know they're
probably they're shooing we're talking business we're making deals people are dancing Lots ofoo
you nailed it there's smoing they're smoing it up all right sooo Fest
Spooktacular that's yacht life baby uh so suddenly a loud impact is
heard and felt by everyone on board the band is jolted to a stop a few gasp and
everyone is silent some you know pretty tense seconds go by and uh you know people
kind of relax for a minute start to rationalize maybe oh is just like the engine backfiring probably trying to
spot the nearest like floatable door you know whatever so there so the band kind of starts back up again can it be a
mariachi band a few people I like that all right write it in
a few you know a few seconds later uh absolutely dwarfing the first event it
feels as though the entire ship has been picked up out of the water thrown sideways okay all right I would like if
the mariachi band was playing like Halloween covers like they're playing like Monster
Mash it's a Halloween party okay yeah right got a Halloween party with
billionaires playing Monster Mash from miachi band there's a lot of hot tubs this is the one of the scary parts here
okay great so the boat feels like it gets picked up thrown back into the water terrified people hurdled out of
control plates and glasses are shattering entire tables in the dining hall are turned up they come crashing oh
no the poo poo platter crashing everything in this path uh Collision
when the yacht lands back in the water blows out the windows causes catastrophic damage boats going down
injured people are panicking no one knows what's happening or how to escape there's no time to call for help the
boat's sinking and no survivors are ever discovered okay so it's just gone like that's it so we got basically like uh
the light attack the larger attack back you know and then like I like you said they're like lifted essentially I I
heard that correctly it felt as though felt as though okay so all right so huge
impact okay yeah yeah all right something uh you know very devastating happened to the ship was there any was
there any tentacles involved did do they see any tentacles you could see a shadowy tentacle was there a shadowy
tentacle like a like a skeleton one so obviously with such influential
people on board the mysterious shipwreck has garnered International media coverage news anchors experts reporting
on what happened yeah he lost a yacht full of drugged up billionaires like you know speculation on the cause of the
event all these wild theories Rogue Wave o you know uh you know Pirates
potentially bad attitude yeah could be uh you know a false flag event where
like oh that didn't even happen man there all the millionaires got together did it I will say that a rogue wave
that's always seems to be the troubling one but wouldn't the bigger problem be just repeated a lot of waves coming at
you one Rogue Wave is you know that's I mean come on it's an issue but imagine
they just keep coming all night yeah the same problematic wave all right I'm sorry all right check us out on social
media uh you can find us anywhere uh anybody thank you for commenting sharing anybody who has link tree wwft pod sorry
continue yeah no I like that you know chiming in help me add these ideas here so okay so this is that that's just your
intro like I imagine like there's going to be some kind of fade here a Star Wars swipe hopefully and uh we're moving on
to like I'm sure a different part of this scene here hopefully it's treasure Hunters looking for like gold it was
their treasure loss approximately 100 miles from the scene a state of the art underwater
research facility studying deep sea coral reef tables okay is this the Meg 2
or the Meg 3 I'm not sure which one are you pitching us wait what is that it's a
Jason St movie we probably should bring up that that trailer uh oh well let's
let's get a little deeper and you can you can reassess and see if still think it's the Jason I'm mostly kidding here
but we've got some Vibes here like I'm very much picturing Jason Statham versus the Megalodon all right
so uh state of the art underwater research facility uh the they
oceanographers down there they're leaders in their field they have remote controlled submersibles so picture like Ocean Gate
type submersible like you get bad example billionaires submarines I mean this is
pres right so all right two of the researchers uh a man and a woman
volunteered to search for the wrecked yacht to find clues of the cause this you said the the the sunken ship
happened a long time ago or is that was that re no this is It's News Headlines all over
this fresh it's just happened and we're trying to investigate yep and this this
facility happens to be the closest thing nearby so okay so it's their it's their
jurisdiction as you would say yeah yeah yeah they volunteer to hop into the
submersible and search for the wrecked yacht to find Clues to the cause I was really hoping you were going to say
survivors for a second but but keep going uh so they seal themselves into
the small sub and set off into the darkness and they are in radio
communication with headquarters on land as well as with the underwater facility and eventually they locate the wreckage
of the yacht so they can tell that there's uh they've begin to describe extensive damage comparing the hull of
the ship to a crushed soda can they sound very excited as if they've made a significant Discovery then suddenly
radio silence there's no contact only their last known location okay so submersible has gone dark too now is
that that where you're yep okay that's the last you hear from uh sub number one I I will say just to get out of the way
I I I'm not a huge horror movie fan but I will say a detail that I think is very important is you can't really see the
Monster yeah you know what I'm saying like it's it's never going to live up to whatever you've got going in your mind
however if it's a giant squid Kraken something you're describing I do think
that that is terrifying enough in a different way because it's like it's a believable monster like holy [ __ ] there
probably is massive things in the ocean that'll have 2 liter size teeth so I feel like for this one it could work you
know what I mean like I feel like if when it really comes to it I know we're not there yet but yeah cuz you're it sounds more like we're going with like
the you know Monster movie not I'm not going to say classic monster movies I really work you know like I don't know
it's not Godzilla King Kong you know whatever but um but yeah know I I like that um now are you how how serious are
you trying to lean in with this or are you trying to go for kind of a funny like popcorn flick here uh so it's a
like jump scare type Thriller yeah okay uh but so you're going a little more
serious you can make it if you chime in with you know some cliche cheese ball
I'm pretty good at that but like I said it's it's almost believable in in the at least at the root of the story the idea
because it's kind of like Jaws like they got a little cheesy with what the shark did but you're out on a boat and a giant
ocean creatur is messing with your boat it's pretty terrifying like I don't care who you are or what kind of boat
you're in so it works like that's what I'm saying this one I feel like you can show it it's something that we can wrap our heads around whereas if it's some
creature it's like leave it faceless you know or whatever because it's just going to spoil it when you finally see it
you're going to be like oh I can see how that's a costume or whatever you know but I'm just saying it's I I like this
as uh the fear is there this is yeah this is you know rumors have been going
around for as long as people have been taking ships out into the ocean they see
giant creatures and they describe you know yeah uh giant squid here's a little factoid for you eyes are like as big as
beach balls basically so if you see something in the water looking at you like from just under the surface or
whatever and swimming underneath your boat and you know people can be like
okay yeah you know you whatever man you saw something out there but like there
that type of thing exists out there no when you say it's the size of a beach ball is that like its head without the tentacles or all that's just the eyeball
yeah that's what he said of a giant giant squid so they average like 40t in length yeah I was going to say those
things are real I mean I've seen them actually like pull out it's like super super rare to see them nature is scary
yeah and the that's just the ones that we know like estimated like we don't size restrictions in the ocean
basically there's no size restrictions and we're completely out of our element like you're you're relying on whatever
boat you're standing on and if it gets destroyed then that's that like good luck you know right so that's where I
say like the fear is real for this concept and in a submarine too like you're just like seal it up and then go
off into the darkness and it just like you know anything can pop out and yeah you're person in there it's just you're
going to tube like under like however many pounds of pressure that is hope we
did a good job with this thing yeah exactly the sub disappears cut scene two middle-aged Gruff man asleep in a
cluttered small apartment all right it's in Jason stm's apartment is it still is it still
checking out it's I me empty beer bottles take out boxes cover the tables
throughout on the wall a few photos news clipping some awards and navy medals I
think it's checking out what was it called again Meg like there's three of them now like I I I
think I maybe have seen part of the first one well so it was a good enough story they kept making it I guess it's a
whole trilogy but it's all right we we'll get through this and we'll maybe we'll like get the CH trailer we'll see you saw this yeah uh I mean part of one
of them so like but familiar enough okay on the walls you know we got some awards
we got some photos news clippings the articles in chronological order WR about
it's like we're cool with this being Jason Statham right I'm just looking at you the whole the time like is it use your imagination everybody you can
fixure whatever whoever you want being a British like guy with like he's pretty bald he's got stubble I'll consider
probably a little short I'm going to veto it this movie is Jason sedus uh in chronological order the
Articles write about a promising upand cominging new class of cadets the next about the gradu ation from the Navy
program the next article about a pair of Heroes that save their crew from certain
death the next article is about the pair receives the presidential award for their bravery okay all right the next
article is titled foul play at C
and it shames the man accusing him of being responsible for the death of his
partner the next and final article is about his dishonorable discharge from the Navy how' the Lial lawsuit go with
that one yeah so you know picture like the you know Court photos or whatever so this article is about him yeah why would
you pin that one up the the article about murdering his wife he's got it on his wall fits the
theme I got to hang it with the rest they mentioned me I'm in full print the
phone has been ringing off the hook nonstop he's only finally awakened by
pounding at the door the man awakens groans miserably
swishes with an open beer next to his bed forcefully cracks his neck on both
sides lights a cigarette as the pounding continues please just give me Jason St
here it's just it's him we're we're we're established that's one suggestion is it that movie it's the only one I I
mean I don't know but in spirit I feel like it is all right let's continue we'll get there we'll get there we're
only 20 minutes in so let's watch the trailer later pounding at the door continues Hardball
we know you're in there open up hard ball his is Hardball we hung overly slumps over to
the door as soon as he unlocks it six Navy guards and two decorated officers
covered in metals walk in the guards surround him in the small apartment
Jack he's got a Gruff voice Jack you look like
[ __ ] that's right jack hard ball crawled into a bottle
after after he was shamed in the uh Court proceedings so the article shaming was
an individual named Jack Hardball who's a decorated Navy officer after after the
probably also have that hung up on my wall it's a great Jack hard I love
it I'm sure you've seen the news he looks around the small apartment
and realizes there's no TV he's like yeah I've got it all over my wall the news is right there I'm familiar with
the news I collect it that news is old like that's you know that was his life
years ago but he's just been in a you know in a downward slump ever since well
yeah I mean if you're you're accused of murdering your wife that seems to have not gone well it was it was a partner
his partner in the Navy it was they were two Heroes and then something went wrong
out to sea and he is end up getting pinned on okay anything romantic there I'm I'm I'm off cold warm yeah these
guys are these Heroes all right all right and now now his name's been
disgraced here Tim curveball was his partner Jack slider Jack
Hardball I'm sure you've seen the news he looks around the small apartment realizes there's no TV a luxury yacht
was sank off the Pacific Ocean 72 casualties no
survivors two doctors from the dwell laboratory that's the deep water exploration lab oh I'm sorry the dwell
laboratory located the wreckage but we lost contact and they are Mia time is
running out to save them if they're even still alive they were our best hope of
getting some answers now you are the only one who's got the experience at those depths you're the next best hope
we need to call in Jack hardball for this call Jack Hardball he says finally
you know finally speaks he says now you need me after the court marshall after the dragging my name through the mud why
should I help you I'm retired and unfit for
service he says the the officer responds and says I knew you'd feel that way but
you're not doing it for us do it for her you got to do it for her what's her
name please tell me you mean yeah she's on the submersible that's gone
missing oh thought you said it was a drone damn it no it was one man a man
and a woman that that they had UHA hard balls on on the submersible B damn it
she damn it you all knew this was the one thing that would bring me back cut scene cut scene to him in
aviator sunglasses smoking riding in a helicopter I love how just stereotypical you're
making this guy Jack I love it that's so good yeah we can like we got to lean
more to the voices and stuff too like just like somehow on this helicopter that's going super fast wi everywhere
he's got a lit cigarette I'll be honest I love the voice that Savage is doing it can't be Jason Statham this has to be
like a Gruff American all right it's Jason Statham dubbed by someone
else okay that's maybe we'll talk who's riding in the helicopter smoking a
cigarette wearing his aviator sunglasses they're approaching the dwell Lab at the surface a second sub awaits
hard ball jumps out of the chopper into the sub it closes the hatch and Begins the Trek to the missing Subs coordinates
hold on I got to Picture This scene all right so like digest yeah we we've got this helicopter I assume it's lowering
and to a point where Jack Hardball he didn't need to jump yet but he did it's
like he just did and everyone's like come on come on Hard Ball come on you know like freaking roll an ankle trying
to go get go get Tina pull it together so like I assume no dock or anything
there's just this sub so they do this he jumps on it's just bobbing in the ocean okay all right all right I got you jumps
into it from the helicopter so this is like an 80s action horror movie yeah I
now I'm almost picturing Dolph lren like like 35-year-old Dolph lungren
would he ever smoke I don't think so yeah I don't know you you know he's like a uh he's got like a PhD in chemistry
it's a fun heard that heard that he actually a very smart dude great man yeah yeah he'll break you uh so he hops
in the sub takes off to the coordinates last known for the uh first sub that's gone missing uh in the murky Shadows
just out of visible range he could swear he sees menacing shapes swimming away just out of sight okay so we got some
some spooky shadowy figures now all right so he's seeing a lot of you know sea life as he's going down there's like
I said 100 approximately 100 miles away so that would be a probably a long sub rde but uh yeah it sounds miserable how
fast does this sub go it's a 14-hour sub right so seees you know got 14 and 1
half hours small fish you're seeing all kinds of sea life while you're driving
under there looking for or any of the yacht wreckage he eventually comes across it it's clear the boat was
crumpled by a very large creature there's debris and pieces scattered on the seafloor not far from the Shipwreck
he stumbles upon a strange structure tubular and made of unknown material
just wide enough for the sub to fit inside wait what this thing found a
holster so it's some odd calcified tubular structure made of unknown
material okay all right so he got like a dead fish alien like a cast yeah so as
he explores crude High hieroglyphics can be seen carved on the interior walls
it's intelligent okay the drawings depict the squid in whale battle it's
clear that this has been going on as long as far back as the two species have always been mortal enemies somebody swam
down there to be like this is where this happened and they drew the fight the squids must have built the strange
tunnel to hide from the whales and drawn on the walls to document their history
so we got intelligence squids okay I think squids are supposedly very
intelligent I don't know I've seen some stupid squids you've seen squids yeah in
what context an aquarium and they were doing stupid things how stupid you got to be to end up in an aquarium how smart
I mean I don't really understand how they could display their intelligence from to you from in there that's what you think if probably like well these
are the small ones their brains aren't as big no but don't they I take care of me for the rest of my life squids AR
they're the ones that like escape from their tanks and they like they remember thought that was OCT squids are spilop
pods just like octopus and um stuff like that so as far as my knowledge goes they're the same I mean they're tentacle
creatures yes so you're I mean you're but they remember faces and stuff for this movie we're lumping all seop pods
kind of together in that Circle that's my speed so this is the master seop pod no but that works for me because I don't
know the difference so I like that okay all right so those kind of come in all
shapes and sizes but and colors yeah uh uh seop pods uh you know they can morph
their skin you know shape and size and texture yep uh they can camouflage with
the environment and they can they have they're bioluminescent capable so um you
know they can change the pattern on their yeah yeah they can they can like kind of like Predator BL in insulting
their intelligence what's your thing you didn't even show up with a costume am I in an aquarium you're not in a costume
it's a Halloween Spooktacular I'm sorry all Wayne Campbell I'm cop Ross you're busy you're
H you're almost dressed as Al Borland I know I know the comments that's pretty good previous comments of the podcast
have said that we both look like GameStop managers so you could have pulled that off yeah yeah I mean like I
could have worn a polo and worn bigger glasses maybe I don't know no they wear sweatpants these days if you've been in
a GameStop they don't even even showered yeah I mean that I think that was always the the scent I think it's com coming
from an air freshener in there air sourer I don't know back to it yep the
squid have drawn Hierro hieroglyphics on the wall
hieroglyphics and uh so only a small portion is clear the rest are strange symbols that uh Jack Hardball didn't
understand forgot about Jack hardball for a minute there I feeling Jack Hardball is a difficulty understanding a lot of symbols including letters of the
alphabet yeah words Court subpoenas Jack Jack searches searches as
long as he has air in his tanks still never seen the side of the first say was that literal or more metaphorical could
be both could be both uh never seen a sign of either the
sub or the passengers finally after taking photos of the strange tube tunnels the odd symbols drawing
everything like that that looked important returns to the lab so he doesn't see
uh okay so he doesn't find the he finds some wreckage he doesn't find the other submersible he found their weird like
you know ship holster that's a like a I don't know so one thing's for sperm oil
I guess severely underestimated the spilop pods we know that they're smart but how did they build the tube how did
they know to make the Hier hieroglyphics and what does it mean more research is
needed Okay so we've got some super squids that hunted spurn whales we can
only we can only assess trillions of years ago like according to probably Jack Hardball uh so Millions is what I
was thinking okay that's fine um I was more going with what Jack
Hardball would probably say and every was like why why do we get this [ __ ] guy like who else do you call I know I was
like is there any other Jason STM look alikes this kind of knowledge you couldn't know anything about it somebody
was like we need an expert on this here's the list of experts we know and you skimmed it you're calling Jack
Hardball first I'm sorry you're just going to be like I I think this is our guy the guy
so for the next several months the best researchers in the world are working now
to capture a sperm whale they need to capture a giant
squid separately and try to work with them to
learn how to communicate so we need to get we need to gain some more knowledge we need to
figure out what's going on here so it is kind of like Jaws where the shark attacks somebody and they want to catch
it and they like it's they humans keep a vendetta we find out an animal attacks a human we're like knock it off and we go
we go get them you're going in jail which means their numbers you know
cryptologists are pouring over the symbols to found at the site but progress is slow cryptologist or crypto
zoologists I was going to say we are teetering on episode seven here with when you first the first intro scene I
was like is this a crypted was this one of the doors from the crypted this is where Edward scurvy went
this might is similar so you know for longer whale you know we've been
studying the whale noises like the echo location the clicks and the whale songs
and stuff so we've got um more cases of that like documented right so um the
squids uh you know seemingly have only crude sign language that we're like
being able to work with them but progress is slow it basically it's like
a neck and neck race to figure out or between the whales and the squid to communicate first and try to gain more
knowledge about what's going on you're telling me that the squids aren't the Chatty Cathy that the whales are so yeah
we're we're trying to figure out who's trying to basically communicate with humans at this point if I got that right
like uh they're testing out whatever I guess you want to call it these animals and trying to figure out who can make
words to us first yes so uh we're working with the the whales and the
squids separately so we're basically we're trying to interrogate the whales and the squids but we have to break a
language barrier first so we can say what happened down there what's going on what happened down here fellas guys so
through through painstaking trial and error or you know maybe one of the scientists is working with the squid
alone and the squid uses like the bioluminescent pattern to like Hypnotize The Scientist and like
telepathically awesome convince him to do what he wants to do so so hold on we
can't glose over this we got some mind controlling squids yeah yeah I I would I mean are we about to explore that a
little more they are they are alien like I wouldn't put it P I will say uh afro
on Twitch says I've ran into some chatty whales
myself sounds about right moving along
now uh so we've only had minor success with everything at first until one day
the one scientist decided that the giant squid wanted to be in the same containment with another species
which is the colossal squid so the squids like to roam together so Rolling
Deep this scientist he got either convinced through mind control by the
squid uh I really like that angle to put these two species together in the same
containment no I will say it is interesting to think that you could have a laboratory where a scientist has a
squid that he's doing resear research on and the squid starts controlling the human yeah like that is a that is a very
cool concept I will say that I can't really think of yeah and that's where I would like to see a be like more serious
like actually like kind of play up like a little bit more drama there like it it comes off as cheesy if you just put it
at face value but if you did it right like I actually do kind of like that well if you put jack Hardball on the
back of the DVD description people are immediately going to go all right yeah that's probably going in the $5 bin but
yes yes but but but I I love this concept that we've just hit here it is
very interesting to think that this guy goes in work every day just for this squid to essentially tell him what to do
yeah it's all he's just kind of doing the same thing every day and like yeah that's a cool that's a very cool idea
the human researchers think that you know we're trying to learn from the
squid who is like playing dumb with them basically and then the one that he's
controlling is now able to call the shots and they say okay let's bring these both of these species of squid to
the dwell research laboratory in the aquarium there and put them in the same
containment sounds like a very typical scary movie decision uh so standard a
short time after that a breakthrough happens utilizing the latest computer technology to translate the whale clicks
and uh noises that they're making with the Echolocation which they are able to
then begin to talk and understand in real time with the captive sperm
whale they find out his name is Roger uh he just got a normal person
name rer the spmw you're saying he told them his name like they finally broke through the language barrier and they
were like if you can come up with a better name can you understand my name whale and he goes my name's Roger Roger
I've been telling you for weeks you finally get it tell me you get it they're talking to to uh the whale Roger
the whale and they explain explain the process of communicating with the squid that they're highly intelligent and just
misunderstood they explain that they currently have the giant squid and the colossal squid in the same containment
at the dwell laboratory and Roger's like you did
what what sperm whales have been mortal
enemies with seop pods since their kind crash landed in the ocean millions of years ago you fool of
God he spits out his cigar cig smashes it his underwater
sigs Roger the whale explains the evil nature of the squid how sperm whales
have been fighting to keep them at Bay giant squid and seph other spilop pods
are the main Staple in a s in a sperm whales diet they are the Protectors of
the earth and its native species sperm whales have been obligated with the task of neutralizing the evil
alien squid to keep them on the Run keeping their numbers low and spread out
in the vast ocean and it is common knowledge among their kind that the evil
creatures are vying to be at the top of the food chain that squids must be stopped at all costs and you just gave
them exactly what they've always wanted all right so squids are Super Evil so is
this a horror movie for whales to watch I feel like it'd be good on a
cruise I'd watch it on a cruise it be pretty good yeah yeah no so all right we
got some very evil squids like sperm whales have been chosen as their natural predator with their 2 L teeth so
y since they crash landed in the ocean millions of years ago okay yeah yeah
yeah yeah so they they've come up like basically from like an asteroid or something where they got deposited here
right so they um or yeah maybe a spaceship he doesn't say exactly how
that's fair all right um but so they crash landed and now like the ocean is a
vast place you know it's very dark it's hard to find each other when you're down there in the you know Darkness I'm sure
spread out and everything and the whales with the Echolocation they're actually really good hunters and they're the only
things that can like dive that deep you know so is their like noble task to
protect the Earth and all of its creatures from the evil squid yeah all right I gotta ask do you really like
whales I actually this this G of come from a place I mean it's fine like it just genely like whales I think octopus
and squid are actually really cool and it's only for this story that I'm making them evil but no it's fair like I when
you saying that last point I felt like there was a moment where it was like genuine like I just really love whales that's that's totally cool I'll
be honest I really like uh ocean creatures and all this kind of stuff so I I'm halfway there but but yeah I uh I
agree squids and octopus probably are the coolest things down there yeah they're pretty legit um I can't verify
this cuz my research was relatively quick but I think they said that they have um more genes like if we had for
example like 25 genes that octopus and squid and spilop pods like that have
like 50 genes okay and that's how they're able to um have all these like different
adaptations okay random fact aren't we like no I'm I'm probably way off base here but I I heard somewhere we're like
as far as DNA is concerned not far off from a banana we're not far off from a lot of things like I mean it's cows most
things you look at it's like oh it's 13 things you change them and it's they we a cow few tweaks and zebs is a
banana basically I won't argue it I don't have the facts to argue absolutely not no
like like legit like all those like sea creatures that you're talking about whales Dolphins like they they are actually super smart y so no no
definitely yeah we don't give enough credit just cuz they don't have stupid feet like we do feet get you a long way in this world yeah as far as credibility
and not being wet yeah towel towel technology really changed the game leveled us up I think
so the squids must be stopped at all cost and you just gave them exactly what they've always wanted dear God says
Roger the researchers obviously distressed to learn all this news course of the truth that the squids would play
dumb and not allow the scientists to know their true intention so desperately they tried to contact the workers at the
dwell laboratory some shady ass squid I like it to warn them about the squid
there's no response the worst thing they could have done is get the two different species together now the giant squid and
the colossal squid begin mating and they have created a new hybrid species of squid dear medium
squid well Giant plus colossal come on do the math all right all right so we're
just we're ramping up we're we're not hitting the middle point they're just going bigger hybrid okay um so but we're
also uh jumbo squid for this like lumping all the seop pods into this
movie as well so now imagine there's got to be some big boat trip on the horizon that they're worried about there's a new
Titanic setting sail and they're like but what about the mega squid where's the newest ship
right there's got to be there's like in Jaws there was the there was the mayor that had the uh you know like he
wouldn't close the beach so I feel like they would be like no we're not stopping the boat ride it's the New Year's blah
blah blah and uh they wouldn't argue at you know so giant squid and the colossal
squid have made it they've created a new hybrid species hundreds of these new
squids which now have evolved to move and Hunt outside of the water oh no they're super squid squid the dwell lab
scientists become food for the hungry squid and they've taken over the dwell laboratory wait is it are they in like
open air now like the squid how do they get those scientists they've grown feed
on the tentacles do they just like pull them into the tank like well it was an ocean wasn't this an under the
submersible craft that they were doing research in or what was it so the dwell laboratory the deep water exp
exploration lab oh okay so the squids came in from the outside and probably just broke the and everything and got
them is that something am I am I close so the squids you know they're super smart they can um you know solve the
puzzle to unlock the door or to squeeze through a super incredibly small they're
good at they're good at Escape rooms is what you're telling me yeah they're very smart don't put a squid in an escape
room and count on it working out and now they can they can move and they can hunt
and survive outside of the water okay so yeah they can get into the
air half RS got a point couldn't they just tell them to open the door it's like that is their in like
they contr they're controlling the scientists I would imagine that's how they get out they say put me in an aquarium and wheel me out of here yep
well okay so the king giant squid and the queen colossal squid they are the
ones that are the matriarchs in of the situation right so I picture the king as
the one who would be the Mastermind who in can um
telek yeah do the tesis Y with uh with
the mind control of the scientist so the queen squid is going to be like the most
important one like yeah yeah right they got to protect the queen they they won't listen to the dude but there's some
there's a a seductive squid female in the tank that there say Hey you tell
them this and they go all right they'll listen to me so is she's just a xerox machine and they're just
printing hybrid squid super squid okay all right so cut scene again casual
beach life and fun on the sun along the boardwalk of an easygoing California coastline love it yeah sounds sounds
sounds fun you know we got Surfers swimmers playing in the ocean sunbathers and picnics volleyballs frisbees games
taking place in the sand dogs joggers and roller blades and bicycles move
around in the crowd painting a picture for you yeah yeah got a fun little you know like summer summer
time like yeah busy busy Beach area I'm I'm cob Ross I can recognize a painted picture it's another it's another
perfect day on the on the Pacific coast a silent horde of swarming
tentacles approach the shoreline all right that is a fear you just see the tentacles tornado towards you on the
shore yeah that that is pretty scary like it's a massive swarm of hybrid
squid working together evil squid okay squid NATO they've turned on
us squid NATO that I mean we haven't worked on a title yet let's just throw
that in the bucket so or squid Nami actually cuz there is a
shark NATO confused patrons turn their attention to the water so maybe this
would be another like um first person scene where you're just hang out with
your friends on the beach or whatever and quick quick character development of like you know I'm thinking of asking her
out like and then all of a sudden here comes the squid NATO you hear the screams out in the in the
water it's so it feels so weird I would so crowded
Beach this people just screaming about I would never have guessed this was the
sensation it would bring that's terrifying it's slimy and it will soon
be painful it's slimy and slippery but also suckling me like the
tentacles they're unpredictable they're
everywhere two opposite but equal Sensations all at once everywhere you all need to hear my
plate there sobody jotting this down
so confused patrons turn their attention to the water people are starting to scream and cause a scene unsure of the
danger the crowd scrambles to escape the water is it a shark if we can just get back on the land surely we'll be safe we
look at a mass of scre tentacles like is it a shark I was going to say no you
Dingus Whoever thought that was a shark throw them to the to the squid NATO it's underwater at first and if
somebody is just like oh my God like this oh it could be a shark Ching it up just
a shark or whatever if you see the commotion in the water it could be a shark chming it up so the idea is like
oh if if we get on the land it'll be okay you know shark can't get us there yeah yeah as one would would predict
this is the first scene in shark NATO probably where they're like we'll be all right on land I I like squid Nami
desperately people shove and trample each other clawing to escape climbing over each other looking back at the
water an unbelievable sight taking place what they climbing over each what are they climbing over each other this is a
very crowded Beach space man all right this is the the the Coachella of beaches
all right standing room only looking back at the water an unbelievable sight is taking place a sprawling mass of
thousands of squid wriggling their tentacles quickly moving out of the water they're engulfing any poro
unfortunate enough to stand in their way so they eat them the squids they eat you what's going on here blood curdling
screams chaos and ensues as that guy was right it feels weird moving moving in
unison like a super organism swarm even after hearing his description I never could have guessed they're climbing up
on the boardwalk they're moving in in onto the land so imagine the scene you know cars
are swerving in the road it's just like tentacles just reaching out grabing
giant cled up my intake with a tentacle he reached in here and shift the gears I mean I just dropped my
transition transmission honey close the sunroof this is horrific it's pretty bad
it's so gross and weird yeah so cars are swerving people are clamoring hand and
foot to get out of the way hand foot identical yeah I mean imagine that like
all the squids all the incredible adaptations that make them like the apex predators how their body contorts and um
warps yeah small space I wouldn't it's like the blob you guys
remember the blob like if you run thousands of blobs like run into a uh
you know storefront or something and you lock the door and then like they can still like squeeze underneath the you
know the door frame or the Alex Mac come under the door coming through like the can all up in your secret world uh
faucet or something like that yeah yeah coming out of a faucet yeah there's no escape a bunch of little ones a bunch of
little ones okay oh oh boy was like we never answer the question are they eating them what do they what do they do when they get you or they just wle you
enough that you just you give up and you die these squids are were they're tooly pillaging everything they're just like
wreaking havoc what do they want okay so to picture the scene again so just to recap CU we've been laughing a lot um so
this mass amount of tentacles after probably squishing a very descriptive gentleman like rolls onto the beach and
everybody's trying to get the hell out of there it's Crossing like a road like I mean people are closing their Sun squishing cars like probably blood
everywhere like now like I'm am I caught up or did we take another turn there so yeah picture squids of all size you know
ranging from like three to you know Alles 30 feet in length yeah yeah yeah
and so you know there might be like groups of little ones like swarming together or there might be like a big
one um like like piranha if like you run underneath some trees and there's one
like hanging from the tree and just grabs you from the tentacles and pulls you up from into the tree so you someone
on a bike it just gets lifted off so is there is there any kind of like police response and they just get swallowed
immediately yeah they start shooting at it it's like it's too squishy so you know their skin can change color and
they can camouflage into surroundings so like they could they could disguise themselves as the police if a gross
building no but like if you're running along and you just see like oh that's just a a parked car on the side of the
road and then all of a sudden it just leaps out at you or something I don't know why but but I pictur as like like
an ice cream shop if you guys ever seen the videos of like the like I think it's in like turkey where like the street
vendors will keep like taking things away from you it's like a tentacle just messing with people at this point so but but to get serious for
a second though so now we're getting back to like this is not a serious idea you have a monster that can disguise
itself as anything he's had a parked car it could be a tree whatever that's I
mean I'm sure it has been done somewhere but it's not something I see I've see done a lot right with horror movies
where like just walking around you could be like and it's a desk you know or something
like it's just I desk yeah it could be right you go to like got to keep your guard up at all times and like even if
you see it like there's not much you can do cuz it's coming at you well that's what I'm saying is once you've survived
this you're kind of just messed up for life because you were any little thing you'd be like did
that desk just move yeah I'm not eating any more calamari that's for sure giant squids you know these hybrid squids they
have eight merciless arms and um each of those arms have like sucker covered tentacles and then there's two feeding
arms that are like even longer basically gross continue um it's got a beak like a
like a large bird basically right yeah I've seen those on like actual like giant squid or whatever yeah like those
look pretty intense and insatiable appetite so the a whole Beach of people
they're still hungry the king giant squid and the Queen colossal squid have been have
taken over the dwell lab and they're just you know creating as many of these hybrid Squid Army of all shapes and
sizes terrified humans try to hide behind doors they smaller squids can squeeze underneath the door and turn the
handle they can solve you know solve puzzles and things like that so I like that that just like with the tension of
like the Jurassic Park scene where like the Raptors are trying to get into the kitchen you can't escape I I also like
that the the security of the dwell lab seems to rely heavily on puzzles so it's
all about like well do you know how to solve this puzzle well then you can't get into this research lab rub Cube you
clearly don't have clearance if you can't do this puzzle we we've created yep they can disguise perfectly in their
surroundings you know panicked humans are being picked off left and right we're easy targets for the evil spilop
pods the squids move differently some like slowly crawling some kind of
cartwheel on their tentacles where they like get up and like that's terrifying yeah that would be
horrifying see one front flipping at you uh some would like leap at their
prey from like a launch point you know um so just when humans thought it couldn't get worse a massive Shadow
blocks out the sun they look up and gasp a giant giant colossal SW squid is
swimming through the through midair I was I was hoping for like a space whale
to come and liberate us now I mean they're obviously multiplying fast
they're swimming through the air they're not just on land we're screwed I mean right they're squids they can look like
anything the latest this latest one this is a colossal it's effortlessly gliding
through the sky The Invasion is happening now and it's in full force
humans have been knocked back down on the food chain some drastic action must be taken the world leaders meet to come
up with a plan so I I will say I like this idea as well where we're talking
about there's been countless Alien Invasion movies and there's also been a lot of comparisons of how like I said
earlier alien or octopus squids are kind of alien like in a way they have
characteristics nothing else shows and like you know how do these exist you've created an alien invasion movie from the
sea you know which I'm sure there's been some kind of sea creatures taking Land movies before but I will give some
credit for originality there yeah you know what I mean like it's it's not it's not a bad concept that there could be some Evolution that wow we didn't see
this coming you know we were thinking aliens would be the worst and we these guys have been here the whole time so
obviously you know our first like instinct would be there be some kind of military response to that's what I was
thinking where's the military coming in with some Napalm yep so um you know
that's mostly ineffective you know so the squids are able to fight back with
the troops on the ground got bards grab glomming onto the um weapons and like
yanking it out of their hands or like you know um they're tripping them up so he's grabbing like four or five guys at
the same time cuz they they're parked on a hill with a tank and it turns out the hill was a squid yeah and the Tank's
getting like flipped over or whatever you know somebody needs to call it Jack Hardball Jack Hardball yeah I feel like
this is when Jack Hardball gets woken up from his drunken stuper and Saves the Day but he's he was here earlier is
surprisingly a scientist I figured he was going to be guns blazing but Jack we got a giant
colossal squid that's airborne and its name is Tina it's like my God so at the
meeting our global leaders shout over each other and argue over what to do next as tradition with every possibility
proposed they're no closer to a good solution with each passing second the
Squid's numbers continue Contin to grow and they're already hearing about a
similar invasions like in Japan and Russia and Australia oh yeah they're taking all the seabs spreading in the
Pacific some I feel like the Sahara is fine right now yeah I don't think they're going to
want anything to do with that a little too Sandy little little dry these hybrid squid have developed
the ability to fly and survive without water at least temporarily so they're
arguing over what to do next they're mostly just chaos in the room and finally you hear a robotic sounding
voice it translates it says enough it transl enough enough terrifying a
robotic sounding voice translates the squeaky whale song There's a Free Willy size tank enclosure in the meeting room
a curtain is pulled aside to reveal the sperm whale in in the tank with a desktop computer on the cart next to it
I'm sorry but I like your measuring stick here cuz we're all going to be aware what's the free
Willie like aquarium size and we're all just like yeah I can picture that exactly continue yeah we all know it the
whole point of that movie wasn't getting him out of that so the squid is just tentacles just typing away on a on a
airbook or something he got a Macbook in there noqu not squids uh yeah it's it's
the whale oh I'm sorry so flipping Roger actually oh okay Roger been doing some
Googling uh so yeah picture like the secret meeting room it's got all of the
uh different countries there they've got their little names on the desks uh and
and they were like shouting over each other and then finally enough from and like it just the camera pans sideways
and there's this huge whale tank in the same room with this got a microphone
hooked up to like to the tank and it's like this computer tower that's just translating it in real time he said the
best defense against giant squid is and always will be sperm
whale obviously clearly we must reach we must reach out to my brothers I
can bring our kind together and storm the dwell laboratory it's going to storm it love
they use that word picture every sperm whale in the ocean how many is
that this day is probably not a lot sadly I'm hoping you'll tell us all right so didn't you tell us they about
Extinction yes I think at best guess from what I looked up they said at one
point it was maybe like 1.1 million and like nowadays it's like 300,000 maybe
still a little better than I thought I'm not going to lie that's a lot that's a pretty shallow Google number that I'm
giving you here hum are terrible so I expected a lot less shallow Google relevant picture you know as many of
those sperm whales as they can get the word out to that we need to come
together for one Final Storm against our enemies like Lord of the Rings can the
sperm whales come on land though let alone air no so that's we COA the squid
back we have to get the squid back in to take a dip how do we do it climate
change global warming bring back plastic straws we must must
reach my brothers I can bring our kind together and storm the dwell lab many will die in this effort but this is our
role to play this is our destiny oh they got to kill the queen okay okay yeah
they got to stop the creation of the hybrid evil evil spilop pods okay yeah
she you said earlier she's like a Xerox like she's just like cranking them out so that you know potentially stops the
king and queen and uh know all the squids at that dwell laboratory cuz
sperm whales they're not just okay at fighting giant squid they're like good
at it they hunt them like they're you know it's a super Predator right so um the only thing that the squids have
going for them at this point basically is the it's a numbers game yeah let's say they can fly I mean that's pretty
significant so the the whales you know would go there and they would just be like putting up a good fight you know
yeah uh Min will die in this effort but but this is our role to play this is our destiny so that would stop you know
potentially the king and queen squid in the dwell laboratory uh but what about outside of the water we need a sperm
whale that can go from sea to air the concept and the plan is hatched out
jetpacks the answer the answer Mech
whale whale what was the Jason say the movie called The Meg the Meg yeah the M
EEG yeah do we still need bring it up or are we way off uh I I mean we're proba we're pretty far apart I feel the
character is very close I think I just picture maybe Jack Hardball is who I
mean there's a small list of men that would play that part the plan plan is hatched out the answer is Mech whale
cyber a cyber Mech flying sub enclo whale sub enclosure that the sperm whale
can operate from inside picture that for a moment so it's a whale tank so I'm picturing like crang
from Ninja Turtles yeah all right I can see the brain and the guy belly this is
a mega sperm whale that's robotic Mech
whale yeah that the sperm whale can fly through the air and Hunt like he would
underwater okay so it's like a mecha Godzilla sperm whale sperm whale yeah how much are those like you know 30 tons
or something so this would have to be like a tremendous feat
so that brings us to the title of this episode giant squid vers Mech whale all
right giant squid versus mwale or squid NATO we're gonna vot squid namami squid okay well shark NATO
I mean it's already there you're right squid Nami I I feel more comfortable that continue the world powers must set aside
their differences and pull their resources and quickly work to develop the world's first whale powerered flying
mech suit nothing could go wrong here so the the world needs to set aside their differences to tune in to the most
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the best you know Engineers all of the best scientists come together we need to
money is No Object we need to slap this thing together and fight the evil SE we
need an ocean of resources yeah we are kind of dancing into what is that movie Pacific Rim there we go uh where they
it's just like it's not the same it's not but we're dancing a little bit in that territory to where they had like a
I mean they called The Monsters Kaiju I know it's a common term but that's that's the what the Godzilla is yeah and I cannot remember what the name of the
the robots that they built were um it's I Jaggers maybe like that that might be
I I might be close there but anyways like I feel like we're we're making one of those to fight the Kaiju and we're sticking a whale in it to look like
crang to go after him I'm still on board yeah yeah me too
like yeah absolutely like I feel like I'm close uh so this would be yeah a robotic
like stealth jet stealth jet sorry large enough to contain the sperm whale so a
little bit a little bit of Operation Dumbo Drop in there Roger the sperm whale to Pilot and control
from control it from the inside so this would be absolutely massive it'd be
incredibly heavy and intend to fly and swim through the air to battle and hunt
the giant flying squid this will be this will be intense all right we got like an aerial battle
between a whale and a squid have you have you choreographed The Battle For Us I'd like you acted out well a few
details I was kind of thinking about like mechale here like the enclosure that has the Roger the wheel and it
would be like this aquatic like hamster wheel technology that's producing like hydroelectric power that way I'm sorry I
I laugh but I kind of forgot that he would have to be in water in this thing too and that just made it look little
this going be a very heavy
aircraft all or and like the next idea
would be like some kind of like neural link to his commands right so that's
probably swimming in the in the enclosure it's generating power
for the uh for the mech so the robot has to be large enough for the whale to
control from the inside and fly through the air and battle and hunt the giant flying squid in order to move and steer
with its thoughts and then um to help with the weight and Agility maybe the external surface would be covered in
speakers to project frequencies to allow for the vibrations to cause acoustic
levitation with sound frequencies okay that sounds sounds kind of bad for humans well I mean is far enough up I
suppose no know it just sounded a little unhealthy yeah you're you're being an
old a wet blanket about it so I think we're I think it'll be fine sorry all
right just calm down Karen we'll be all right we can you can use sound frequencies to levitate lightweight
objects in midair so apply that to the entire exoskeleton of the sperm whale
mech suit for the next several weeks they spent frantically assembling the master plan word has been spread to
sperm whales around the world who begin to converge on the dwell laboratory
extra right they put out the call we're going to battle uh where the E the evil spilop
pods numbers continue to grow can we have like a dramatic scene where like a father is like I have to go fight and
the mother's like but what about him and there's like a young sperm whale like what about my little league you know or
whatever supposed to take me to school yeah one to show how dramatic it is that
one day you'll understand why I'm doing this sperm whales are well adapted to
hunt squid and they make easy work of individual hybrid squid the squids have the advantage in the numbers and an epic
final battle between giant squid defending this the queen at the dwell lab and every sperm whale in the ocean
full full scale all right got a battle is that a fish pun full scale full
scale I like it so I'm picturing the whales I think you know eventually they
destroy the the laboratory okay okay so yeah like uh I don't know why but for
one moment I kind of like pictured this like underwater lab like I'm picturing glass everywhere for obvious reasons cuz
it's cuz humans are stupid but uh but then like squids kind of covering every single part of it acting like a shield
and then like the whales got to like punch through so you know you've seen like the uh I think it's like the third
Matrix movie where they're all like swarming around in the uh all the robots at the end of the movie but more
tentacles so it's like that but like biological creature you know hybrid
squids versus real sperm whales who you know have been you know this is part of
their diet they they usually eat squid and there's just tons of them yeah so like the sperm
whales are kind of like like 300 like that like the Spartans yep so I think you know there's going to be you know
some casualties from the sperm whales but they eventually like be able to destroy the dwell
laboratory but also I feel like the king and queen squid aren't in there anymore
okay like that's it was a diversion they've they've escaped they convinced the one of the scientists that they had
hypnotized to just wheel us out of here get him out of there just get us out he
goes all right I have I have access to this whole building it won't be a problem at all come on bring a bucket
that's taking place underwater while simultaneously North America and the spots all over the world are being
ravaged by hybrid squid uh droves of squid ranging in size from three to Feet 3 feet to 60 ft long
are wreaking havoc on the land and the human population but the real devastation is being caused by the
monster giant squid flattening skylines and demolishing the major cities Armed Forces try to resist but they are in
ineffective against the agile flying colossal as the mega squid is dragging
its tentacles through the bustling metropolis a loud clicking sound can be heard from the distance quick pause how
big is this colossal one CU you're talking about it like dragging its tentacles through some like metropolitan
area so that's got to be absolutely massive Godzilla we're blocking out the sun with this I was going to say kind of like as far as
scale-wise like maybe like the the spaceships and like uh Independence Day like you know how they're hovering over
a city is it kind of like that maybe a little smaller maybe a little smaller than that but like um imagine like the
the parades like the New York City parades Macy's day parad it's like bigger than all of those okay so it's
like a like we got Goku here we also have the music they played
I think it was Prince and uh B man when they showed the Macy's day parade all right that I feel like that
would be fitting all right all right it's for a few people so the a loud clicking sound can be heard from the
distance it's piercing and deafening and get it's getting closer bursting through the clouds Mech
whale Jets towards giant squid with hunting tactic to attack from the side
Mech whale has caught the giant squid offguard and opens its Mighty metal Jaws sinking the sharp tooth bottom jaw into
the gelatinous Flesh of the man massive monster it's his big budget yeah that's like the best thing that it had going
for it basically is like the surprise element yeah so um echo location it
spotted the thing like you couldn't freaking miss it you know it's a huge um
but the squid didn't know about Mech whale and it's just comes flying out of there and it grabs onto him and starts
pushing him dragging him back out to sea through the air and as onlookers cheer
and a flicker of Hope is enough to rally the troops like on the ground so they
begin to notice that the giant Squid's tentacles wrap tightly around the mech whale a blast of sound waves from the
whale screeches from the speakers help me uh because he's uh they even like a
regular sperm whales echolocation noises it's like 235 DB or something like
outrageous so um that's just from a regular whale if it was projected like from all these speakers on Mech whale
that would be like blowing out um windows in the buildings and all kind of stuff so they would carry yeah
absolutely so glass is done for this shatter your human eardrums yeah so the
squid unleashes a flood of black ink all over densely populated downtown e hundreds of gallons of thick oil likee
substance rain down coating everything in the thick sticky substance ah yeah I I'd move Mech
whale's engulfed in ink back from that the squid again wraps his tentacles around Mech whale they both are
careening back into the bay horrified onlookers watch helplessly as Mech whale
is irreparably damaged and crashes back into the
ocean all right Roger the sperm whale is dead inside the resulting tsunam or the
resulting dead inside Mech whale oh okay the resting tsunami created a huge wave
crashing towards the shore bringing a fresh batch of hybrid squid washing up
ready to recab oh no you ever see that video where they somebody smushes a
spider with its broom and then when they lift the broom up there's thousands so many more
spiders so news is spreading that the hybrid squid um are breaking through the
fronts on uh you know all over the world humans basically are without hope are
forced this is what I the ending that I have we can discuss if you have other ideas so humans are forced out to sea
out of their homes as a squid take our take our place on land so we have to
move to the ocean that sucks so pruny in there
a the reign of man has come to an end seapods spread to all reaches of the
globe humans are doomed to live in the ocean getting the drink damn it Roger
you only hope this is our time now was he in on it this is what they wait is Jack Hardball a
squid he was a squid all along humans are doomed humans are doomed to live in the ocean easy targets and new favorite
food for sperm whales swe flip flops no pun intended but I guess bring him bring
on the pun yeah I don't know pun intended yeah all right right so so the end is we are the fish yeah we're fish
now we just squids take over we have no choice we have to move where they're not
they are you know it's their time to rain on land and so they they agree that
the ocean sucks and we don't want it anymore get in the drink get in there hope you can hold your breath yeah yeah
now we're just easy targets for every creature that's in the we start building out there kind of stuff I was to say we
probably would try to find like some oil rigs like you know there's still those Living Spaces but I imagine that would be overrun by Raiders pretty fast there
some like tribes uh like in South Asia I think that are we still have the garbage Reef I was saying nomadic people could
could this be a prequel do pretty well still could this be the prequel to episode two the underside the Rednecks
who moov to the garbage Reef maybe they've been they've been secluded to the ocean and they become Kings of the
humans living on the garbage reef and like do I'm sorry we do the squids kind of like take over all of our jobs and
everything too like it's a seamless transition it's business as usual capitalism Amazon still has packages to
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Tina um honestly that's probably the best ending I can't think of H yeah I mean like I I think that's probably the
only ending cuz like I mean what do we have any faith in Roger come on well he already blew it didn't he hole Yeah he
sucks me whale turns out to be a terrible idea cuz it failed pretty much right away we kind of put all our
resources into into that yeah that's all we had and like I feel like humans honestly like we would nuke the place
before we left like getting into the ocean we would drop all the nukes be like well you can't have it either yeah
I can't see us all just putting our suits on and getting in there and being like I guess we're just bobbing deal
yeah just looking at the land being like a just just barely out there like it
used to be ours I can still see by car park there yeah billions of people like damn it yeah all right yeah I think that's
that really is the only ending giant squid vers Mech whale yep squid namami
yep or sidam we'll argue later about [Applause] [Music]